The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.
why do people have like 74973 different names for these
looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one
you have your contenders:
you have your hispanohablantes:
you have your homestucks:
and you have this guy:
Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow
Ah yes my favorite colors
Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.
"Lydia, it wasn’t your fault. I was there too.”
I PROMISE I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU GUYS.
I’ve been so insanely busy with costume crap for Dragon*Con and actual real work and family junk I feel a little bit like a whirlwind right now but I promise I’m not abandoning you all.
Also for those who have asked - Liam will be available soon, I promise! I just haven’t had time to sit down and knock him out yet.
Anyway you all know how this works by now:
- Someone is getting a lacrosse hoodie
- any size, any character, shipped anywhere
- To enter: Like and/or reblog this post ONE TIME. Please don’t spam or you run the risk of breaking the notes and ruining my day.
- This giveaway ends on TUESDAY, AUGUST 19th at 11PM PST.
- I will message the winner ASAP after that. Please see the above note for how crazy it’s been for me right now though so there might be a bit of a delay. Just a heads up!
The most underrated line of the show. The one that started this whole shitestorm.
i can feel myself getting angrier everyday i’m either becoming an adult or the incredible hulk
The very best of ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, so far.